Wait whar

I am secretly in a furry convention as a spy. In 20 minutes I will blow the entire thing up. Any survivors will also be killed

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Update. I just escaped prison and id currently overthrowing the government

I’m gonna

Call the cops

Bro is going insane

Give this man a Nobel prize

you don't know that i have tamed a skinwalker and have trained it to kill everyone it sees except for me and I am currently guiding it towards your current location

have fun with the landmines

Or the lasers

Considering scout can double jump,can probably outrun the explosion and can come back from the dead

0__0

The giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds.

You won't believe it, but i have tamed a skinstealer and is currently ordering it to attack you

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