this is actually me.

You look like a character from a Adam Sandler Movie and your sole purpose is to say one funny line then die in a 'comedic' way

you sir, get a thumbs.

Ah, it's a piece of over-cooked ham. Since when did food have a face?!

My guy be looking like a retail employee and a baseball fan did anime fusion

Eh, not worth roasting. You're too blank

why on earth would someone paint this ugly man on a wall

Bro is a grown ass man and has 69 in his username 😭

Go back to impractical jokers where you belong

(This is a joke we love you I swear)

awww. thanks. you get a follow for that.

Awwww :D

You seem like that person who hits someone very lightly and run away crying

Damn bro

lets test that theory....

I got nothing

You look like that dad who always has a beer on hand when the kids go for baseball practice

bro looks like a Tee Ball coach that got thrown out of coaching cuz he was a pedophile

hell nah thats too far

idc

bruh everyone is a pedophile now WHATCHU MEAN

Your everything isn't symmetrical

I can't insult you, you've been insulted by your parents with that ugly-ass face

im so sorry btw

no prob. thats why I posted the image.

You look like that one dude that just sits there is says one line and just does not appear for the rest of the show (jk i love you you have awesome memes)

thank you. :)

Bro u better get bitches

with that hair, the only thing you can pull is a push-door

drives a F.O.R.D. bud aint seen a shower since 1998.
Hell, you were F.O.R.D.

Bro, how did you combine a baseball dad, a firefighter, and an alcoholic into one person. It shouldn't be that hard to be a unique person.

Your username makes sense

thank you.

is bro really trying to be spongebob

i don't know how to say it, but your jaw looks like an egg that's overcooking

I can't because if I roast you you would die and the FBI would knock on my door

Not only that, aren't you supposed to be with your grandkids

you look like a golfer that has been hit by his own ball that he hit 50 times

There are more lines on your face than in Shakespeare’s Hamlet

Seriously tho. This one takes BRAINS

nice.

I bet you stick your legs out in front of you when you sit on the floor

true.