i'm expecting a "hey :smirk:"

i like the second one better
I f**king hate the kermit one

like a 25 at best

Hey😏

100 😳😳😳‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

See, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you never just die quickly-- man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon. And I'm just laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, "aghhhhh!,” and, ah...you had to be there. Anyway, the moral is: you're a bitch.

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i read allat
100

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hey girl do you like trees?
because if a cat
if a cat got stuck in the tree
like in the
tree
🤔🤔🤔
if YOU were a cat stuck in a tree*
you'd be a
cat
I forgot the pickup line

great effort
30 for effort

this

yea it's pretty funny

i used that one on a guy once
it didnt go well

hey, are you a medium/large chunk of unpainted drywall? because i want to bite into you like a rabid crocodile ;)

AWWW THATS SO CUTE
I LOVE IT

who are you?

New user that only hangs in this stream because the rest are unfunny

i see