STOP RIGHT THERE CAPITALIST FANBOY; OH SHOOT! IT'S STALIN! YOU DARE TRY TO ESCAPE FROM MY GULAG AGAIN?! NOW I AM NOW GETTING MY TANKS TO SURROUND YOU! CHUM CHUM! HELP ME! I ALREADY PUTTED CHUM CHUM TO THE GULAG! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! RED ARMY, EXECUTE HIM! NOOOOOO!!!! I'VE BEEN DEFEATED BY THE RED ARMY! NOOOOO!!! FANBOY IS DEAD! I GOT TO TELL MANCHESTER CITY TO REVIVE HIM!