It's actually a statue of Washington's dick

YOU BEAT ME TO IT MF

Washington's dick was a pencil?

No. It was sharp enough to penetrate your moms va**na. That's why you came out like a turkey
[No offense]

Washington was infertile afterwards. Probably because she cracked his dick like the wishbone.

Nope. It was strong as a femur. Trust me. He also penetrated my anus. It didn't break

You know how you'd snap pencils in class since you board? Yeah, that's how it went down. Took some force but it was successful in the end.

I want sum of that Washingtonussy

Lol

That's not the part of Washington they were making.

You're right, it's the shirt he was wearing under his coat. It's sharp, white and pointy!

Yep.

It began construction in 1848, then construction halted due to the Civil War + lack of funding, before resuming in 1877.

That's why if you look really closely it's actually two different colors at the point where construction stopped

thats supposed to be his di-

It's a monument. Not a statue

There is literally nothing cursed about this comment.