Pov: this this is your neighbor (rules in tags)

who lives in a crackhouse and snorts exstacy
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
dealing in really bad neighborhood, hes-
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
if both money and lean are things that you which
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
then grab walter, jesse and cook in the bitch
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB....SQUAREPAAAAAAANTS
[nose flute thing]

gosh

*episode one the crack house*

oh shit gary! i'm gonna be late to the Krusty Krack

Mr. Weed: Where were you SPONGEBOB

Sorry krabs. gary needed his lean

Mr. Weed: you are FIRED

*spongebob pulls proceeds to pull out an AR-15 and starts shooting*

Mr. Weed tf *tuns in to cocaine*

Alex looks over, confused as shit. "What the actual f**k"

Spongebob: *does meth and weed*

"I don't know what the f**k just happened but i don't really care imma get the f**k up outta here" she grabs her shit and heads towards the door " f**k this shit im out"

Spongebob: I'd lost everything

"Damn"

Does more meth*

"I- imma head out..." she gets the f**k out of there

Spongebob: *i see pink fluffy fish in the sky*

Norl: "F0r f**ks4k3 1 n33d t0 g0 t0 4 d1ff3r3nt p14c3…"

*visits* yo lemme snort some

OK *hands some marry jane* take some of this

*snortin*

There a lot of stash

Bettt

*lights up some weed and cocaine* Get ready for some serious shit

me: alm hek nah they goat spunk boop on cracke

Drugbob Junkiepants

Lucifer: excuse me what the fu-

Sponge Bob: lucifer morning star *does lsd*

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bro

*Calls da cops*

bruh this a joke why do that to sponge bob

.

Asher: Hey man, could I have some of that good stuff?

SpongeBob: yes *hands some meth*

Asher: *does meth*

SpongeBob: here try some coke *hands cocaine*

Asher: *snorts it*

OgT looks out his window to see that.. thing. "Bro who tf gave SpongeBob meth?"

Spongbobe: *slapping doobies one by one*

Norl: "what.. the..? Ive never see- AÀÁÂÃÄÅÆHH! I just got glitched! Thät mêâňş thë Şlëñðêrš årê íñ thîš Uñ1v3rs3!"

Parappa: ayo give me some

Spongebob: *hands weed crack meth Mirjana cocaine Marry Jane and pot* Let's do it

bob: SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Sponge bob: I see pink fluff fish on land

bob: wow me too

Spongebob: *passes the weed* try this with the cocaine

bob: (eats)

Retro: "Okay, who TF gave Spungbup the permission to cook? 😭😭"

Spongebob: I'd cooked *snorts cocaine*

Spongebob Sqaurepants

Spongebob: yes *doing sweet marry jane on the couch* want any of this shit