The Hole (Remake)

Wing: 17 Again?

Flora: Yeah. Wing: I’m pretty sure it fell in the hole. Flora: What hole- OH MY GOD!

[HOLE]

Flora: What is THAT?!

Wing: It’s a hole.

Flora: I can see that, but what's it doing here?

Flora: Where is your girlfriend? Wing, Where is your girlfriend?

Wing: She's at work.

Flora: Oh, Where does she work?

Wing: In the hole.

Flora: GOD! How deep even is this thing? *Throws a mug in the hole*

Wing: That was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.

Flora: Wing, Do you even know what this is?

Flora: And for all we know, it could be an interdimensional wormhole or a gateway to hell or- Wing?

Flora: Wing? Wing? WING!!!!

Wing: Hey I'm back. I just got a snack.

Flora: Wing, Will you please take seriously-

[Mutant appears]

Flora: Where did it come from? Right, the hole yeah…. Dude, Why are you being so calm about this?

Wing: I'm more worried about the space octopus.

Flora: What space octopus?

[Space octopus grabs Flora]

Flora: AAAAAAH! WHAT IS THAT?!

Wing: *shoots it*

Flora: What was that?!

Wing: Hole person.

Wing: That one.

Wing: Oh, there it is.

[HOLE]

Wing: *drops it* Ah crap.

[HOLE]

Wing: Well, I woke up this morning…

Wing: Then there was a hole.

Flora: What are you gonna do about it?

Wing: I put a rug over it.

[HOLE]

Flora: Should we call the police or something?

Wing: Yeah, I called the police. Flora: Well, Where are they?

Wing: In the hole.