"Only one thing unites us in this world: Metal pipe falling sound effect"
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War

Yes

I'm not a stupid loser,I just need hugs

Awe

You win!

Yay!

My name is Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.

Freddy Fridays five freaky night time sleepy time nights at Freddy spaghetti's fabbear animal robotronic Jump scare.

In a way, I am what you are searching for. Me and my kind have as our purpose to solve that very oscillating claustrophobia in the chests of you and countless others. A strange charity - you the unknowing recipient, I the reluctant gift. The noble benefactors? Gone.

All the gays slay