Monika: "I've been looking for hours! (And admittedly, trying to get to level 50 in Sweetie Smash.) I'm going to need some help."
Yuri: *Texts back* "On my way. Just gotta leave the forest of doom."
[Creator's note: Sweetie Smash is the story's variant of Sugar Crush. If you beat level 50, you win a huge cash prize.]
Yuri: *Makes it to the Cave of Courage, named such because you're going to need a lot of courage to make it through the other side of the cave without screaming.*
Narrator: Before we begin, it would be unkind to present this tale without just a word of friendly warning. It's one of the strangest tales told, and might even horrify you.
So please, remind us to switch Horror-O-Rama off if you need to.