Blank Deltarune Battle

Me: Yeah. I smell it too

*Kris, Susie, and Ralsei are fighting Noob, with you and Blook watching from the shadows.*

Me: Is that a noob fighting these 3?

*He shoots a few rockets from his launcher*

Me: He got a rocket launcher.

*He gets one-shot, but next up is the Exploiter*

Me: What is this a crossover?

*Mhm*

Me: Why do I get the feeling this is the first crossover roleplay?

*Probably is*

Me: Well dang

Exploiter: "Mega speed, mega damage, infinite ammo and my Thing™!"

Me: Who's winning?

*The Fun Gang is confused about what a Thing™ is*

Me: Hmmm?

Exploiter: "This!"
*He shows his Thing™*

Me: Wha? What is this that?

Exploiter: "A Thing™!"

Me: I now but. What is it supposed to be?

Exploiter: "I don't exactly know"

Me: Well whatever it is. What does it do?

*His Thing™ breaks and he goes:*
Exploiter: "My Thing™, MY THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING™!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me: Well that was useless

*After the intro, he exploits on the Fun Gang by using mega speed and mega damage*

Me: I think he got angry.

Exploiter: "I'm going berserk!"

Me: Yep. He's mad.