AH...SO YOU'RE A BIG LORD OF THE RINGS FAN? REMEMBER PASSING THROUGH YOUR MOM'S BIRTH CANAL? I HOPE YOU GOT A GOOD LOOK, SON, BECAUSE THAT'S THE LAST VA**NA YOU'RE EVER GONNA SEE IF YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME READING THOSE FANTASY BOOKS WHILE LIVING OUT OF YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT.