*goes to sleep without any further context*

WAIT WHAT

WHAT WAIT WHY

WHY SO SUDDEN, YOU NEED TO GIVE TWO WEEK’S NOTICE

TBF if I gave 2 weeks notice you'd all be like "no don't leave" and I would have more than enough time to change my mind. Then I'd get distracted by memes when I'm supposed to be doing college

Oh, ok.

Goodbye... good friend

*casually announces that on a Friday night without any previous context*
WHY

bro i just came back from friday night lights to this

WTF

*SPITS OUT TEA*

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

well, adios.