Cat

You need Jesus

I’d let him hit

(I don’t know if that’s sacrilegious or what but that’s a joke, I respect him)

What has humanity really come to

hmmmm

You a femboy?

well yes but actually no but also yes

How

sometimes im guy sometimes im genderless

Oh. Cool.

but when im guy im usually a femboy

Okay cool 👍

but i has no weiner

*walkie talkie activates* “Switching sides”

how about you do that with me

Not a femboy nor a railway worker so I cannot do anything.

i was gone for like 10 minutes what happened

UHMMMMM UHHHH UHHHH ITS /J

10 MINUTES BRO 😭😭😭

Can you rail me?~

is this a "the /j depends on her reaction" moment?

Uhhhhhhh

idk what to say 😭

O-only if you want. I’m fine with either

idkkkkkk 😭😭😭

I’ll do whatever you want

i wanna take a nap fr

Oh poor goober D:

oh im fine lmao

Okay good

lol yea

Okay then you take a nap 😭

no bc i wanna hug 4 people first can i hug u?

Yeah ofc

yay *hug*
2 more people now

tf

bro spying fr

I never said we couldn’t cuddle 😭
I thought you wanted me to rail you
nvm then

i like cuddling
do u want to rail me?

Whom do you need to hug 🤨

i hugged pluck and u and now my bsf and now i need one more hug

Ok

i tried to hug my cat my arms is bleeding now 😎

i cant, for i am everywhere and nowhere I fill all space but no space

what r u, jesus? lmao

im the gay jesus

thats called satan /j

shit i guess im satan

damn

i condemn you to the pits of hell for all eternity

yay

but you did because you said something

well i just wasnt sure, im only abt 92% retarded

Lmfaoooo

tf did you dooo XD

Idk

everyones a femboy now

Fr

/srs

but im not a femboy i cant rail u

YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE ID EVER LET RAIL ME BABE I SWEAR

tf

NOT EVEN FEMBOYS? 😭😭😭😭

💀

Of course not

why not just cuddling 😭😭😭

WHAT
I WAS JOKING
NO ID HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND NOT JESUS

THANK GOD 😭😭😭
IDK WHAT TO DOOOO

Oh yeah :(

ok so (i just saw the other comments) ud have sex with jesus but not me?

I don't think any /j is going to work

😭

I'm pretty sure a /j won't stop you from giving Wawa the talk

lmaooo yeaaa

What talk 😭

😀

Huh