(definitely not a trap)

(gives him a fish)

bob: (kills someone with it)

*gives him a firework)

bob: (kills someone with it)

Someone:

*gives bob a piece of bread*

bob: (kills someone with it)

Pearlfan: HOW
ITS BREAD

bob: i made it kills someone

Pearlfan: HOW CAN YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH BREAD

bob: how do you not know you can kill someone with bread

Pearlfan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bob: what like i asked for a weapon what did you expect

Pearlfan: I didn’t expect for you to actually be able to kill someone with it…

bob: bruh

(gives bob a piece of paper with "a weapon" written on it)

bob: (kills someone with it)

*gives him a remote from a nuclear missle*

(kill someone with it)