She's as desperate as heck ._.

This takes “explosive pleasure” to a whole new meaning

Bro... XD

nahhh 💀

Do you have her video ?

Nope-

No war criminal this time

Imma let my inner cursed out

They found her head in Japan and her tail bone in the Appalachian trail

Found her left shin in Belarus and her right shin in Kuwait

I tried the handle of a lint roller, ended up shitting blood for a week

You used a handle of a lint roller for a di**o…?

Yes

why, just why.

I thought it would work

Omfg...

She’s kinda fine tho

She's flatter than a crepe

All anyone thinks about huh

Wdym “fine”…
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Why is this so funny

These lyrics fit perfectly with the beat of wellerman

What the actual f**k