Whoever made this, I will boil your teeth then rip out your spinal cord and turn it into a pogo stick.

I would use that to get rid of angry birds r34

I want to wear their skin like footie pajamas

I'm gonna turn their spinal cord into a pogo stick and then boil their teeth

I’m gonna put them in the femur breaker as I manually and slowly rip off their fingers one by one to make a necklace with

Yes.

I'm gonna call them a doo doo head (it's the worst crime of all)

OMG!!!!