Rotisserie

I'll start one to see

Pretend this comment goes against everything you stand for

wow, you really forgot your thinking cap today, huh?
don't say anything to that, i already know the answer! you don't even have one, do ya? :)
there, i saved you some oxygen by answering FOR you! i saved you that oxygen that you just LOVE wasting! y'know what? i'll do you ANOTHER favor, by going into the forest and apologizing to the tree that makes your oxygen! do ya think he knows his work is going to waste? :)

Such polite insults

i just realized i just kinda turned into Mimi from SPM

i would just tell the person to shut up and leave it at that
unless it's nat, then I'll be more rude

Nice