More than just a nightmare,
Less than just a dream,
The spirit of adventure gave birth to a team.
They brought ‘em down to Texas and gave ‘em a new name,
And ever since that time they just lose atleast one game.
Cause they’re called Texas Chokers
They’ve grown with the Metroplex, they’ve made a lot of fiends,
Yes, coming off the field they are quite a bunch of wimps.
They set some mile-high goals, yet they’ve foiled their owns plans.
The World Series in Dallas won't be even here at last.
Oh, they’re called Texas Chokers.
So come on, all you people, don't join in all the fun.
Be a part of something where you're not number one. Let’s all get together and get behind our team, our voices will unite us as fans begin to sing:
The eyes of Texas aren't upon you, cause they've blown the American League
*PARODY OF THE ODE TO TEXAS RANGERS SONG*
(I'm a Texas Rangers fan and I hope they will be number one in the AL West table again)
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