(No killing plz)

burntrap: MICHEAL, HOW DARE YOU!?!?!

PG: OH FU-

Raymond: Hello! are you ok sir?

PG: Anything else interesting in your life?

Raymond: No, not really....

PG: sometimes thats a good thing

Raymond: true!

PG: Of course- and you dont need to call me sir, it makes me feel old *snicker*

Raymond: Oh! sorry! *he gives a small laugh*

PG: thats alright!

Raymond: so, PG, what do you do?

*he was confused by that question*

Raymond: what is your job?

PG: Oh! I help run a pizzeria, I mostly help the workers though

Raymond: COOL! i'm a pre-school teacher!

PG: ooohh! That sounds like a challenge!

Raymond: It is, but I love my job!

PG: Thats good! I bet your students love you!

Raymond: I would hope so!

PG: *laugh* your prolly better than my pre-school teachers

Raymond: Hmm, oh?

PG: They didnt like me very much because I was "different"

Raymond: Hmm, well, your unique, so their stupid!

PG: Your too sweet

Raymond: Thank you!

PG: Of course friend

Raymond: *Smiles*

PG: oh- Hello! Im fine- just going on a stroll

Raymond: oh, ok!

PG: Your welcome to walk with me!

Raymond: oh, thank you!

PG: Of course! How are you on this- gloomy day?

Raymond: I'm doing ok, Thank you for asking mister...?

PG: Phone guy, or just PG If you like. Im terribly sorry- whats your name?

Raymond: Raymond Stith-Mirisciotta, sir!

PG: Thats a very nice name!

Raymond: Thank you sir!

Micheal: PHONE GUY!

PG: Huh?

Michael: Why are you paying me 2.85 an HOUR

PG: Hello yourself. Well maybe I AFFORD to pay you more

Michael: ...What?

PG: Im kidding. How do I say without offending you... your not good at your job

Michael: I've survived multiple nights with killer robots.

Michael: ...What?

PG: *Inhale* We had a inspector come this week. and children are missing again

Michael: AGAIN?! I thought I burned the amusement park to the ground...how is he still alive...

PG: *annoyed sigh* I dont knowwwwww

Michael: I swear...if I see that piss stained rabbit ever again...

PG: Same

*Michael sighs*