The Raven King (he's wearing a mask and gloves made from metal, and wearing a sort of raincoat, along with cameo pants, commonly

Commonly seen wielding dual pistols*

I would assume the process takes a while where he lets out a liter of blood and then is bedridden for a month and a half to two months

He has trained his body to the peak physical form

You could pump a ton of anesthesia into his body and he'd still beat the crap out of you

Oh wow
What's his resistance to paralytics? Does he even slow in his motion?

He's trained his body to be beru resistant to most of everything, poison, paralytics, hallucinogenics

He's even trained his mind to ignore most pain, one time some guy he was fighting broke his right hand, and he proceeded to punch him with that hand with no delay

Aye, well, there's one thing ye can't train yer body fer.. EXPLOSIONS AND DECAPITATION!!!

"Well I'm gonna make this bullet go into your bagged head and out the other end."

*neck slit by cloaked spry*
Ye did good boyo!

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*Razorback noise*

*decapitated by eyelander after you turned around* Ye had me goin fer a bit there!

Wait he's gonna respawn far away and then he can sh-- *head blown off while cloaked spry runs*

"See you in 5 minutes."

*PyWill hears the cloak and does a little spychecking*

*spry is literally having a silent panic attack (he is extremely afraid of spry)*

*PyWill creepily hums 'We'll Meet Again' as he starts setting everything on fire*

THAT'S IT *k wodrs himself*

*happily walks to the enemy base as everything around him is on fire*

Mate, you alright?
AAAAUUUGGHHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAUUGGHHH 😭 *points to pywill shuffling to their base*

*Pulls out 6 flare guns with all of his arms*

*fires loch'n'load*

*2 arms quickly holster the flare guns and pull out the flamethrower, airblasting it back*

*Mr recesses back into the facility and spry cloaks. They seem to split up*

*Spry's skull gets nailed by a sniper*

.°/ aw-

"Boom, headshot.'

Blu Ann: "Failure!"
MrDemo: "Ach, we'll get em next time"

*distant sound of Soldive rocket jumping*

What do you WANT? you WON!

*pulls out Market Gardener*

You just gonna stand there?

uuuUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH

*bonk*

*also please provide pic of soldive*

Ah

Womam

What is it Soldive?

*he starts spy checking*

*he's too far away but you can see MrDemo cornered at the end of a hall*

*he fires a flare at MrDemo

*knocks it off with chargin' Targe shield without using it*

*fires it at his feet*

*jumps*

*sprints at him*

"Fool"
*Spry uncloaks and stabs PyWill in the respirator as he passes him*

"...take that.."
"Ye did great!"

.

Will.. we can hang out.. but please.. Stop. Picking. On. My. Brother.

"Everyone must play with Will."

*pulls out phone and calls Red*
"You have contacted Red.
If you would like to have a merc to be removed, press 1- *presses one*
Who would you like to remove?
If you would like to remove Py- *presses one*
A cab is on it's way."

PyWill looked sad. "I wanted...a tea party..."

...I'm sorry.. we can have it later... but please... leave my brother out of it...

*a henchman gets him from behind with an anesthesia needle*

*soberly and solemnly* good night, Will... sweet dreams..

*He shot the henchman with a flare gun, before passing out*

*the driver loads him into the car and drives off*

*siggghhhhh*

The Sniper King: "Well, this has all been a cluster of happenings."

Mr via text: You reward is sent
Thank you so much

'That Freak needs therapy'

Mr: Oh, absolutely. I'm gonna have to ask Lian to closely supervise him, and for him to be present at any events he hosts or attends.

He sat down.

*Mr had a conversation with Will to increase security regarding him*

PyWill: "Mmmhr Mpph Hmmf."

*oops I meant Lian forget that last part*

ME TOO!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! THEY'RE SO FUN!!!

He excitedly giggled. Watching the TV.

HAHAHAHAHA
WHAT WILL WE WATCH NEXT???

"This one is about a princess and her wonderful puppy." It was...a lot of gore.

AWWWW HOW ADORABLE
*Spry's body was visible trying to reject his food, but spry, just kept it down with and unwavering maniac smile*

He happily watched.

Elsewhere..
MrDemo respawns, steps put of the machine, and starts crying, just absolutely bawling. After about ten minutes of stumbling out of the MannCo complex and sobbing loudly, he pulled out his phone and called Sniper King

He answered. "If this is a telemarketer, I'm going to personally find where you live and shoot you in your gentleman's are."

*shaky sniff* "no... it's me.. Mr.. I need your help with something..."
*Please note that in this rp everyone is on the same team*

"What is it? Need someone's head removed?"

"you got it"
*Hangs up*

He goes to the house, a long bit away, using his sniper to look into the living room.

*Spry has a tied to a chair, with a crazy grin, holding down barf, while Will giddily watches gore*

He holds his breath, aiming the scope to account for wind, bullet drop, before firing directly at Spry's head.

*MrDemo turns around to find his brother stumble out of the machine and rushes to his aid*

PyWill didn't notice his death at all, and proceeded to play with his corpse.

*calls again*
"What hat or hats would you like?"

"Surprise me."

*he bought Cranium Cover, Preventative Measure, and Triggerman's Tacticals*

Mr: *hanging up* you're gonna be okay.. you're gonna be ok.. from now on Lian is gonna keep a close eye on Will, it's ok
Sir: *bears a 0_0 face and doesn't make a sound*

Sniper King went back.

I.. hate.. you wretched.. griefers.. eugh..

*angry Russian yelling* "TAKE THAT YOU FILTHY-"

*Mr is passed out and Spry is in an unknown location*

PyWill took off his mask, and replaced his respirator with a spare one on his hip. "Ooooooh Sprrrryyyy.."

"nopenopenopenopenopenopenope"
*K wodrs himself again*

"Oh...the little baggie offs himself again."

MrDemo *Respawned* : Will.. you won. Please, just leave him alone. You know he's terrified of you when you act like that. You won the fight. Go home.

"But I want to play...with all of my friends.."

You have friends on your own team. I'm serious. You may even have traumatized him. Just go. Don't make me call Red to send someone to take you back"

"They don't like Will. You will."

"..y...yeah... this is gonna sound weird but... I need you to shoot my brother..."

"Why is that?"

*sniff, cough cough* "..it's Will.. he had us over for a tea party... he ended forcefeeding us inedible things.. making us watch gore... he ended up killing me when I tried to get Sir outta there... and he tied him to a chair... he's losing his mind in there.. I need you to kill him so he can respawn here... if you kill will he will be my problem... please hurry... it's urgent.."

"Where is he?"

"will's house... MannCo Planned Housing Unit 7... the living room.. thank you for your help

"No problem." He went to the house.

"remember.. DO. NOT. KILL. WILL."

"Not like I want to get close to the freak."

"you will be paid handsomely.."

"...Hats?"

Spry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Mr sticks an anesthesic he snuck in into spry under the table*
MrDemo: Oh look, Spry is sleepy.

"Looks like he needs a little wakey wakey juice, luckily, I already have some made." He made Spry drink it. It was a mix of gasoline, blood, oil, and other disgusting liquids.

MrDemo: ..oh, uh... I don't think that'll work, uhhh.. he seems tired? Say, maybe Lian can get him up..
Spry *still asleep*: *violent coughing*

"I'll just give him more. This wakes everyone up." He made him chug more.

*Spry stopped coughing*
*MrDemo feels his pulse under table*
*He's dead*
MrDemo: uhhh.. uh... *quietly* what do I say what do I say???

"Hm. Time to use my tickle gun." He pulls out a tazer, and electrocutes him with it.

*now he's just generating a small amount of smoke*
MrDemo: uhhh... umm.. Will, uh..

"Anyone wakes up if you tickle them enough." He 'tickled' his chest with enough voltage to Jump start his heart.

Sir: ghkrr.. *cough cough*... my heart hurts.. there's blood in my lungs..

"Oh silly. Try to not to fall asleep next time."

*tries to keep him pinned down on the ground as Spry pressed two on the MannCo Hotline (hailing cab for self)*

He started to...cry.

MrDemo: ...Will?
*Spry was incapable of expressing emotion as he was barely conscious*
Will, I'm sorry. Sir is badly hurt. He needs medical attention or to be respawned.. please don't cry.. *hugs Will*

He suddenly pulled out a flare gun, and shot him pointblank in the stomach.

.

GHHH... Y.. YOU.... WILL.... *loses consciousness as he catches fire and dies*

*spry watches in horror as will gets up.
Spry points at his face*
Just give it to me... right here....

..you gonna shoot?
Oh, let me guess, you want to do something unthinkable, like cutting open my stomach and feeding me my guts.

He tied him up, and forced him to watch the gore videos with him. "Tea party!"

Hehe.. Hehehehe... sure buddy... *Spry bears wide eyes and a big grin*

"I loooove princess videos."

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!

Read the comments
These are pretty serious RPs

YOU DON'T SAY!

Ngl M.I.P is a very good RPer

Much better than most people in rp stream

indeed!

Spry is like seriously terrified of PyWill, like bursts into tears and curls up into a ball when fighting him. When outside of a fight, he is very unsettled and will go out of his way to avoid him.

PyWill wants to have a tea party with him

He's gonna need three more years of a combination on training and exposure therapy before he's ready

PyWill will force him

And MrDemo will hail cabs

PyWill will force MrDemo to become part of the Tea Party

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

*insert PyWill drinking tea with Spry and MrDemo while watching princess shows* (in reality, the tea is blood Spry and Demo are tied up while nearly beaten to death, and the princess shows are dark web videos of people being viciously ripped apart)

PyWill: So, you guys like the movie? *is watching the Rosemary death scenes from the walten files*
MrDemo: Yeah...
Spry: *Wearing smiley disguise maske while quietly crying*

MrDemo *thinking*: This has to be the least bad thing Will could have served

PyWill: *forces Spry to drink gasoline* "Here, have a drink :)"

He will at least try to help plan
(And do thing like make.sure he doesn't serve things like blended up

Body parts and dead rodents)

MrDemo:
*Thinking* there's something in the pillow there has to be a catch there's no way this is safe
*plasters grin*

Mr: *think* I am in danger

He smacked Spry with it. It felt normal.

MrDemo: *thinking* ...oh... I hope it's normal..
*Grabs pillow*
*Speaking* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

He grabbed Demo's pillow, and him him with it hard.

MrDemo: *thinking* OF COURSE OF COURSE HE'S GOT MORE ARMS HE HITS HARDER THIS COULD GET BAD
*speaking* hey, hey, go easier!

He laughed hysterically, relentlessly beating him.

Ow.. I bit my tongue.. I think I'm gonna bruise.. please stop..

He didn't.

*MrDemo, using muscle memory, used the pillow to perform Chargin' Targe into Will with the pillow*

"Hf-"

Spry: ..can.. can I go to the bathroom..?

"Oh silly, I know you don't have to go."

Spry: my.. stomach... hurts..

"Maybe you ate your biscuits (human fingers) wrong, here, wash it down." He made Spry drink even more gasoline.

MrDemo: Er, if he drinks too much water, he'll barf. You should let him go.

"Nonsense." He finished giving him an entire canister of gasoline. "We're not leaving till we finish all of the movies I have."

*spry literally barfs in his mask (which has no bottom)*

Mr: oh man... See Will? He got sick!

"No, he's happy that the water washed down his biscuits, let's keep watching. Maybe we can pillow fight afterwards."

Mr: He threw up! He's crying now!

"Noo, silly, he's happy from how amazing this princess movie is!" *The TV is displaying actual torture live streams*

*bro was literally the first guy to fall asleep at a sleepover*
Spry: I... I wanna go home.. *starts crying as he pulls of happy mask*
MrDemo: I really think you should let him go.. please will? For me? Your friend?

"But he's happy." PyWill's twisted vision sees Spry as crying from happiness.

*MrDemo starts closely examining Will's mask, looking for something to turn off Pyrovision*

The only thing were the words 'Optical Mask'

MrDemo: rats.. uhh.. hey Will! I'm gonna look up some good movies! *Pulls up Dr. Lian's text and starts spamming it with messages along the lines of "help us Will won't let us leave his house"*

He grabbed his phone. "No worries, I already got all the good movies."

MrDemo *thinking*: nonononoNONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO
WHYWHYWHYWHY
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
WHY DOESNT LIAN KEEP WILL ON A LEASH OR SOMETHING
*speaking* oh.. great..
Spry: *struggling to breathe due to liquid in lungs*

"I think we should pillow fight now!"

MrDemo: *thinking* oh god he's probably gonna pull out boards with rusty nails or something
*Talking* Yayyy...
Spry: *barely conscious*

He pulls out a pillow.

.

How does bro snipe with duals?

The duals would be his secondaries

Oh ok

Yes

So what's his main? I heard you said the og could manipulate ravens, so what if it was like a crossbow or potato gun from which he fired ravens?

Well, he doesn't manipulate them, he just talks with them

It'd probably be a sniper or a marksman rifle

Oh ok

And instead of throwing piss, he throws his own blood at them (his blood is slightly radioactive, which will let them be mini-crit cause I said so)

Oh cool but won't be take damage from emptying a liter (you die after losing two liters) of his blood into a jar

He stores a bunch of it beforehand

That is VERY DISTURBING.

Ye

Yeah. Good Game. *Put out hand for handshake*

"You do know we're hired to kill each other, right?"

In rounds. You won this round. Now there's a short intermission. You fought well. *Sticks hand out more insistingly*

"See you in 5 minutes." *Walks back to base like chad*

MrDemo: ...thats ok, I understand that. Spry, you ok?
Spry: *silent*

Soldive went back to base

*Spry called in sick for the next two days*

PyWill awaits.

And MrDemo worries

All he wants is a tea party

And MrDemo seemed distracted or offbeat for a month