jacob sartorius

No shit, Sherlock

I'm afraid a boar is not a fox.
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Shut up you bagel

I'm afraid that killing yourself is not a popular trend.
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Thanks to me you have learned an important fox fact.
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Bro offended all Jacob's in a 20 mile radius

A Jacob is not a fox.
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You just offended everyone jacob on this planet

I only ment to offend Jacobs that thought they might be foxes.
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Nuh uh

Sir, the day for tacos was yesterday

That was taco Tuesday.
Are you ready for thaco Thursday?
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This is not a fox fact

Turns out you were wrong. It was a fox fact.
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/j

I'm afraid you were wrong. A Jacob is neither a fox nor a monkey.
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I SAID /J

that's it, blocked❗

Fox does not belong with b.
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SHUT THE F**K UP ABOUT FOXES

Fox does not begin with s.
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SHUT THE F**K UP ABOUT FOXES

I'm afraid that shutting up is not a popular trend.
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what the f**k are those emojis 💀💀💀

3 wondering faces and an eggplant and a peach.
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No shit Sherlock

I'm afraid my name is not Sherlock.
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