"ON SCENE REPORTING FOR 'URRICANE MIDOL-IA JUST LANDED IN SAINT SWAMP COUNTY, SE USA; "WIND, RAIN, BLA BLA YEAH BAD REAL BAD.
HOPE YOU ROLLED UP THE CAR WINDOWS
HYUK HYUK HYUK"; Blue-state nawtherner:
''I don't live there serves those
trump ta- a-ds right they should be
wiped off the map anyhoos for being so reta-a-ded.''; FLORIDIAN MINIMALLY
IMPACTED BY STORM:
"24 HOURS OF WEATHER
ON ALL CHANNELS,
ALL THE TIME. BORING."; TRUE FLORIDIAN: GET MORE LIGHTER FLUID AND PUT THAT BEER IN ICE. IT'S LABOR DAY WEEKEND, DAMMIT.
