there are no rules just don’t get too carried away

-block explodes- (bro touched a spike)

oh

*wheeze intensifies*

I would be like:

Theowy: 3:<

jdavid: ah hello how are you doing toda- *axideintelly touches spike and blows up*

Theowy: aw

Your GD skin looks like a dead Amogus.

*backs up*
Uh. Hello.

Theowy: no…

Okay. What flavor?

Theowy: anchovies

Are you serious? Who puts anchovies on pizza?

Theowy: me… (purrs)

Fine I'll get two. One anchovies. One Hawaiian.

Theowy: thanks :3

*orders it.*
Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Theowy: (threatened) EW PINEAPPLE

So we agree to disagree.

Theowy: (hiss) PINEAPPLE (flicks)

Well I dislike anchovies.

Theowy: I don’t like the pineapple

Well I don't have to eat your pizza. And you don't have to eat mine.

Theowy: Ò^Ó

Theowy: hey

Hey.

Theowy: what

What is this place?

Theowy: where i live

Okay. Got any food?

Theowy: no O^O

Oh. I could order a pizza.

Theowy: that’s okie

*pulls out my phone*
Uh. Any place in particular?

Or I could leave with your pizza.

Theowy: NOOOO NOT THE BOX WARMER

Huh?

Theowy: (sits on pizza box and relax)

That's the Hawaiian.

Theowy: (relax because cat)

But my pizza.

Theowy: what

You know what. Enjoy the warmth.