That’s why you don’t eat taco bell

WHEN YOU FART BUT YOU ACCIDENTALLY CRAP YOUR PANTS AND IT’S NOTICEABLE AND YOU ARE IN PUBLIC AND EVERYONE STARTS MAKING FUN OF YOU AS LITERAL RUNNY CRAP RUNS DOWN YOUR LEG AND NOW YOU ARE CRYING BECAUSE IT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF PANTS AND YOUR STOMACH HURTS FROM THE TACO BELL YOU ATE EARLIER AND YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSED THAT YOU TRY TO RUN DOWN THE STAIRS TO GET AWAY BUT THEN YOU FALL DOWN THE STAIRS AND WHILE YOU’RE FALLING YOU CRAP YOURSELF AGAIN AND F*CKING DIE