When I shot them all down it was really so cool,
Yeah I shot them in a line right outside of the school.
When a couple of gays who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.
I made them step on a mine and they looked so scared,
Right before they exploded and they flew all through the air."
They made me the king, and when my coach came near,
The license plate said "IH8GAYS" and I could see it was clear
I knew that the voting was very unfair,
But I thought "Nah forget it, fair would be gayer
I pulled up to the palace and shot seven or eight,
and I yelled to those nerds "Yo homos smell ya later.
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
Saudi Arabian king, soon the gays will be nowhere
