I found this so here msmg

"princess dont bite"
princess:

princess when seeing an unsupervised toddler:

dude ive been here who knows how long. how have you only just now noticed me?

yuh ig :/

Demon dog

nah a demon is this

😅

Yeah bro my dog don’t bite:
The dog:

"He wont bite, he only needs to sniff your hand"
The dog:
Me: I think ill be inhaled.

😰

five fred