Blue: Wow, Reaperus, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Reaperus: We literally slept together yesterday.
Blue: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands
Blue: Reaperus, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Reaperus, naked in Blue's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Blue, already taking off their clothes: F**k... Me neither.