*thunderpug chilling in the citadel*
Thunderpug: "4 hypolithite batteries please."
Vendor: *slides them across the table*
"OK, that'll be 800 credits."
Thunderpug: *realises he doesn't have enough money* "uhhhh... is there a payment alternative?"
Vendor: "Yes. If you'd follow me through here.."
Thunderpug: "why are we in an alleyway? Doesn't this lead to the dark side according to the maps?"
Vendor: "nonsense. Simply follow me through this door."
*the vendor leads thunderpug into a small, strange-looking room.*
Thunderpug: "so where's my alterna-"
*thunderpug turns around to find the vendor pointing a blaster at him.*
Thunderpug: "I wouldn't advise threatening right now." *tries to set up a sheild and charge up electrical attacks, but none of them seem to work.*
Vendor: "impressive, isn't it? An entire modified Faraday cage set up in this very room. Gives us the ability to disable any resistance you may attempt."
Thunderpug: "who's "us"?"
*the vendor opens his suit lapel to reveal the square logo of the AXNA corporation.*
Thunderpug: "it'll still take you around 9000 shots to breach my armour with that puny excuse of a gun."
Vendor: "oh, you are completely mistaken.
What made you think I was going to do the killing?"
*a wall of the room slides open..*
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