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In a rather disturbing turn of events, I've enlisted the help of Elmo dolls to immerse my adorable nephew in scalding hot water. Once cooked, we shall feast upon his tender meat, seasoned lightly with salt. #UnsettlingFeast #UniqueFamilyDinner

Fr
And anyone who says “oh uhmmm uhhh into cursed comments you go” is just an 11 year old who doesn’t know TRUE dark humor (msmg)

did this last week when I was on my Ipad. She still found out.

F

Same here, but I was on my computer. We had a 3-hour lecture :/

F

lmao

no wrong.
130 milliseconds to close all tabs
140 milliseconds to delete history
after that 30 milliseconds to leave the discord call
then 90 milliseconds to logout discord
300 milliseconds to shutdown all devices
309 milliseconds to close the lights
0.9 milliseconds to get in bed
and only 0.1 milliseconds to do a sleeping position

OUCH

fr

his left arm dirty minded freak 💀

his arm

I have the fnaf username and even I don't think like that.

That's his f**king arm. His Cock is longer than that

His arm which is folding underneath his body. How about you take your dirty mind and go wash it in the bath?

...

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no

funni

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true

Fr

oh no

I just roll over and keep my eyes open, as if I'm trying to sleep

Me, who's fully under blankets always:

Me trying to find a good sleeping position in 1.2 seconds

I do that every night

Facts

SO TRUE

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