It's probably just your friend that attracts the msmg hivemind. Although you've been on a holiday and hadn't done anything in a while on this website so I don't know how many braincells you have.
Well, if you learned to adapt to the ways of being a normal user, you could stay and all of your haters would forget about you. To be honest you're doing pretty good right now because you actually formed a good sentence.
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