Stav: Come inside with me for a sec.
Stav and Trash Can Man would walk in, and Stav would reach his hand out and cast a energy projection in the shape of a couch. Sit, Stav would say.
Stav took the rune over to a desk with papers and mechanical doodads scattering the cluttered desk. He would grab a steam punk microscope, and inspect the tablet.
Trash Can Man: Weird texture huh?
Stav: (focused) Its not a texture, it's ingravings.
Stav would murmur to himself and flip through some pages of a book on his desk, and he would glance back and forth at the book and the tablet. Wow, okay, Stav would murmur.
Stav would walk over to giant bookshelves, and he would grab his ladder and he would swivel over to a section at the top.
Trash Can Man would say lounging on the magic couch: Your the most stereotypical wizard ever.
Stav: Your the most stereotypical hobo ever.
Trash Can Man: Hmm?
Stav: Nothing.
Stav would find a book and flip through some pages. He would nod, and then slide down the ladder and walk over to the desk and Trash Can Man.
Stav: So where did you find this?
Trash Can Man: An abyss of some sort, it was on the news, and I saw this guy come out of it with a girl and a tablet, and so I thought I could score big.
Stav: Take me to this abyss.
Trash Can Man would sit up and walk with Stav.
Trash Can Man: So how much for the tablet?
Stav: How much you want?
Trash Can Man: At minimum a million silver coins.
Stav: Your lucky I'm giving you the fair price.
Stav would flick Trash Can Man a ruby coin.
Trash Can Man: A RUBY COIN!?! Where do you get this money!?!
Stav: Wizards have their ways.
Stav: But I'll give you another one if you take me to the abyss.
Trash Can Man would nod and they would both walk our of the wizard tower.
