huzzah tiz true i can not afford one but i have an 100% off coupon *pulls out cursed dagger*

Thy dagger must be larger than thine cock, no?

thy dagger be larger than thine cock see as you have stated

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I’m not sure when my body is gonna decide to finish puberty, but right now I’m definitely below average 😭

Thine cursed dagger is hardly 5 inches. therefore, one can assume thine cock must be miniscule.

tis false for your cock is miniscule and mine is far larger than thy dagger

such trickery shall not stand! thoust draught of illusion is powerful, yes, but shall not fool as trained a wizard as i.

huzzah for you are a wizzard tis true but i am METHANE KING OF ALL SORCERERS

thou claimst thou is the king of all sorcerers, yet cannot purchase a potion of healing?

I NEED IT FOR MY FRIEND WHO DOESNT KNOW POTIONS AND I DO NT WANT TO DIRTY UP HIS POTS

king of all sorcerers hast mastered potion crafting as well, no?
or is thou not fit to be king?

YES BUT I DONT LIKE TO DIRTY THINGS US THAT WOULDN'T BE VERY NICE NOW WOULD IT

hast thine mind befallen thou?

hast though not heard of a cleaning incantation?
or are thine tomes collecting dust?

TINE ROCKS ARE VERY RARE A I SHALT NOT GO TO WORK NOR PUT SLAVES BUT I COULD PUT YOU IN JAIL

for it is smaller than my cock

the dagger and your cock

thank you for wizard posting, but next time don't google translate it

Wizards will see thee post
And say thee used a translation tome

not a large grimore in your spire is there?

Thy insults discover thy want of spells

Salts of your, are but honey powder

(Suger if you misunderstood)

If thy potions are aught like thy insults, i would not purchase e'en a draught of physic

if thee is a sister in arcane arts, than thee is a witch

if thou cannot tell a wizard from a witch, thou must require spectacles.

Says she who cannot brew

says she? thou continues to believe I am a witch.

Why are we arguing my sister in the mystical arts

Is thy silence and indication of thy wit?

it is a indication of thyself'ven occupied by a brocken orb.

requiring myself to make a new one

hast thine orb shattered from gazing upon thine face?

Thine apprentice was scrying for paladins in skirts

'tis true.
apprentice is a small bit quirky.

What is apprentice of your like?