(new boss lore and stuff) the new begining, part 1

It would be the 1980s, life was great for young Rocco, he just turned 15 and won his wrestling tournament. He didn't have a care in the world, he was driving down the rode, drunk with his friends.

(Rocco would be driving super fast down the highway, it woul also be freezing cold, but none of them cared)
Friend: CmOn mAn, Tu- Rn on SomE MuSic
Rocco: DUDE… I DOnT GuOT AN-
(suddenly, they would swerve off the road and into a small cave, the car would be on fire, both of his friends would be dead, though Rocco would lay there lifeless, as the ice froze him..)

(It would be the year 2018, the world was being invaded by an alien race known as the Apothicans, and Rocco would still be in the cave, though his left arm would be sticking out, a small, weird looking worm would inch towards his hand, and painfully burrow into his skin, rocco would hopelessly watch as his hand turned into a squid-like beast, and started violently trying to break open the ice)

(rocco would think to himself) “f**k this, f**k this, im dead man….”
(suddenly, the ice would smash into pieces, and rocco would quickly fling his arm to make as much distance as possible from the creature, but it stopped attacking)

Rocco: what the hell…
(the beast would make noises, then suddenly look at rocco)
Rocco: What is this thing…
???: I'm a B class sector 29 experiment, bred for warfare, at least i think..
Rocco: WHAT THE HELL? YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH?
???: yes, its actually a real coincidence that our species speak the same language
Rocco: Alright, first off.. WHY THE HELL DID YOU TRY TO KILL ME,
???: I was made to aggressively attack my target for 10 seconds, so that I don't completely consume you, and take over your body. After those 10 seconds were up, the system was thrown off because you are still alive,
Rocco: wait, WHO made you?
???: My creators are the Apothicans, a race of species that is going to wipe humanity because of your destructive acts and future.
Rocco: Wait, so you mean to tell me that the whole earth is invaded right now?
???: precisely,
Rocco: well shit…

(Rocco would walk out of the cave with ??? still fused to his arm, he would see the whole world.. Everything he knew, in a wasteland)

Rocco: So.. i'm pretty much dead now huh?
???: well.. Not really, we can still escape,
Rocco: TO WHERE? EVERYTHING IS GONE,
???: My creators have stationed a base in a place you call.. Maryland? There should be a portal there that can take us to a safe haven, and get us out of all of this.
Rocco: Thats great! Thanks!... uhhh..
???: I don't really have a name, but you can just call me your Servant, as I have no purpose now..
Rocco: alright.. Servant?
(Rocco would hop in a blue ford, and get on the wheel, but he would pause)
Rocco: wait, so.. Your just my hand now.. Forever?
The Servant: Until we find somebody who can surgically remove us, yes.
(the servant would latch his tentacles onto the wheel)
The Servant: just think of me as your normal right hand.
(They would drive off to the only spot where they can escape)

Moral of the story: don’t drive drunk

If he hadnt crashed his car and been frozen, he likely would have died from the invasion, just like all the other humans

Wonder how humanity… well… continues lol

"saw what?"

not if i block my eyes

"Look! Ice Spice is turned around!"

gawrsh

"Haha made ya look"

GOD- *flashbang.mp4*

What did he deleted?

nothing important

That’s what I was gonna say lol

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