blobie: AH jeezus christ, uh dont notice the hole in the ceiling of the living room i oredered a big slab of meat and 10 packets of mac and cheeze before this

Hi

blobie: im just gonna klet you roam around sit on the chair and watch some skorgle tv do whatever on skorgletube im just gona be in the kitchen ok *goes upstairs* yeah hows the mac and cheeze goingWOAH*meat chashes into drywall and wood as blobie and a big stack of meat falls* ...i need new infestructure

They taste very good tho

(Ww1 soldier) Hans: (about to grab a gun) wait ein minute… (puts it back)

What

Akane: What the-

Hi

Hello?

Nice place here

Thanks

Do you have any food

Yeah

What kind

Any

*runs to kitchen

Lucifer: what the hell?!

Hi

Lucifer: ok, it's either i got a hold of weed while i was sleep walking or this is a dream

None of that

Lucifer: then how in the name of jesus are you talking?

I’m was covered in gold

Lucifer: so like, u got touched by midas or something?

You can say that

bob: well then

Well what?

bob: ok you have two days to live

Wtf

sarcasticly: “oh another possessed/cursed object how amazing”

Wdym by possessed

“are you not a possessed statue?”

Nuh uh

then what are you?
*invisible hand poke*

I’m still a statue

but like, why are you alive?”

I used to be human, but I was cover in gold so

and… you aren’t dead?

I can east

was that in rp?))

(duh huh)

kk)

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