Sigma Male

non existent

Woman lore

fr

none of your damn business

L

thats not an L

Yea it is

how?

Afraid of an old-fashioned cock measuring contest?

Erm actually I simp for a real person

Fr

My chicken is ok
He's pecking seeds right now

erect

damn thats crazy

There wasn’t really a reason
Spontaneous boner, but now it’s gone 🤷‍♂️

tmi
im glad i could deflate your cock tho

Ok… Thanks, I guess?

yw.

chopping it off

Why chop the chicken? That isn't healthy to eat (im innocent)

i dont like him

Uhhhhh non erect

I hope your chicken gets better

Wait

Sucked
Vigorously
Wait you were talking about MY cock?
Ok then nonexistent

BRO WHAT

What's yours

2 inches.

I can help with tha-/j

you can increase my p**is length?
what sorcery is that

I mean I can get you ha-

ayoooo

Can i have help with mines
(He's dying sadly)

O no what from

He a Georgia plymouth rock chicken
Can't believe my chicken is sick

Aww

Rip to the Chicken
Can't believe you ate him

Wait, wut?

Woah why knuckles excited

He confused

He looks excited

No.

Yes

No
I will sex whether you like it or not