Explanations for each of the demands from top to bottom:
1. There are only 2 stringer weapons (Classic and Reef-lux)
2. The only way to get table turf cards is to either be lucky or hard working (do shell out/ level up catalog)
3. We've been waiting months for the DLC single-player mode!
4. Only two signals are "Booyah" and "This way" which are pretty ineffective at telling someone to be careful.
5. There is a rainmaker, Splatzones, Tower Control, and clam blitz, but no deathmatch.
6. You require social media to post your drawings, which I think is Unnecessary.
7. 30,000 coins is a very expensive price for a capsule machine
8. The range is so big that you won't be able to get way in many cases
and finally, (this one's for one I really want)
9. I wanted to do the Grass v. Fire v. Water splat fest due to being a Pokemon super trainer and expert but had to miss out because I didn't have Splatoon 3 at the time it happened and now I'm super sad. I would really like it if another Pokemon Splat Fest happened like per se: Mega v. Dynamax V. Tera. Or even better, Redo the former Splatfest mentioned earlier that I missed. Why redo? Two reasons,
1. Fire-type is my signature starter type. and I am salty about the big man (water team) sweep.
2. Now that more people are playing, and because this splat fest took place in the early days when there were fewer players. Now if we do it again (alongside the 2 splatfests before. ( Rock paper scissors and How would you spend? splat fest), we'll have more people to express their opinions.