I'm here at my grandmother's house
Where I'm catsitting for her while she's in the hospital Now I don't know if her white Pussy is nocturnal or what but I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen Holy shit It's the slenderman and he's cooking hotdogs on the stove
Hey you hungry home invader Stop raiding our refrigerator
Yikes He just whacked me with a warm wiener Twice
Wait you ain't got no lips How the hell can you eat potato chips
Knock it off you skinny son of a bitch Quit stealing our food And go buy a freaking sandwich
Look at this place It's a disaster