iUnFunny's Scarface template

And men wonder why we live longer 🤷‍♀️

No I don't wonder why

Uhh yeah I'm a woman
Guh 💀

I thought you were a man

F**k no I don't want a dick

No offence

Yes you do /j

What are the advantages of having a dick then, smartass

I'm half joking

There aren't any

I want mine gone and I want it gone NOW

Fair enough

That's not what I meant by having a dick LMAO

A hand and a dick share the most sacred bond known to man even in the end of the world they cannot be separated that sacred bond gives pleasure even though the hand moves and the dick gets shunned away in the night time that's when the bond grows stronger why wouldn't you wand such a sacramental bond?

I ain't fixing that spelling mistake cuh

I heard it makes it bigger

I wish

Don't do that

too late

Don't do it anymore

Kinky

Who tf has a vacuum cleaner kink.
ahem, me.