You can't save Trump, but maybe you can save your tender-headed turnips.

GOT FAMILY MEMBERS WHO CAN'T SEEM TO SEE THE TRUMP PROBLEM? DON'T SUGAR COAT IT FOR THEM. THAT'S A BIG PART OF THE PSYCHOSIS. JUST SIT THEM DOWN AND SAY "MOM. DAD. TRUMP'S BEEN A WICKED BOY, AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PAY THE LORD JESUS.