#3,392

Eating turtles and straws because I’m evil

Eat the ocean so no fish or turtle can eat the straw

Eat the whole water and land so no animals or anything can eat the straw

EAT THE WHOLE F**KING EARTH

The universe

EAT THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

EAT ALL EXISTING MULTIVERSES

eat my balls 😩😖😏

Eat my dic#

*becomes dum*

DekuMakesMemes is the 2nd best memer behing me!

Oh wait not you again

Huh behing???

Congrats, you're a woman now.

I’m not you are congrats

Aight fair enough *deepthroats at a massive speed*

Yey

*continues deepthroating at an even more fast speed*

Oop

*deepthroats at 20 deepthroats per second*

Nahhhhh

*deepthroats at a speed that can’t be measured by dps

She boutto play with your balls like how she did with dylan

😩😖😏

i still have my v-card and im (yes im addmitting, i dont care if i get banned) 11. Is that normal?

No

EAT ALL THE OMNIVERSES

Suddenly, Tasty Planet.

HOW'S THAT FOR AN OUTDATED REFERENCE?!

Idk

what the f#ck

Um

eating humans so they dont drop straws for turtles to choke on

Nah bro thats the trioality

I'm not going to say a cursed comment. I just want to say that some people eat "turtle soup" so this doesn't surprise me

Killing a turtle so straws don't have to

GENIUS!

Eat a straw to prove that turtles are overreacting

killing straws eating turtles so turtles don't get eaten

eating a whale so flies don't have to

Oh my days