ROBERT CRISPY'S IMG-NEWS INTERVIEW

Interviewer: Hello IMG-News, thank you for tuning in today! I'm joined here by the CEO and Founder of Crispy Crisps, Robert Crispy himself. Robert, how are you feeling today?

Robert: I'm feeling...uh, what's that word again? It starts with a G...

Interviewer: ...'Great'?

Robert: Yeah, yeah that's the word. Great. I'm feeling great, sir and/or ma'am!

Interviewer: Well thats wonderful to hear. However, I brought you here today to ask you a question about your chi-

Robert: Crisps.

Interviewer: ..Right, you're crisps. It's a question we've all been wondering for a while now; what are your chi-crisps- actually made of?

Robert: ..............

Interviewer: ...*awkward laughter* Uh, Mr. Crispy are you alright?

Robert: ...What a silly question. What do you think the ingredients on the back of the package are for? It very clearly shows what the chips are made of, isn't that enough for you people? Always being so sceptical for no damn reason, when nothing is even going on!!

Interviewer: ...Chips?

Robert: ...............................Turn off the camera.

Bro killed the interviewer nooo 😭

Robert Crispy has told me to communicate to you how he would never ever murder another human life 😁

My crisps taste like flesh 😧

how odd.

maybe your taste buds are unique? :)

Maybe
But i found a piece of flesh in my bag as well

You must have mistaken one of the Crispy Crisps for a piece of flesh! People tend to confuse the two, but not to worry; there is no flesh in your Crisps!!!

so my chip was just soft?

Yes. :]

okay :D

I luv robert-