December 13, 2005, 3:45 PM. Finally home from school. At the time, I was 8 years old. I decided to boot on some SpongeBob, but that was on demand and we didn't have money for it. Or so I thought.. I decided to go into the basement because I was bored. I will admit, it was and still is very unsettling down in the basement. After unsuccessfully stomping down an unfathomably large spider, I noticed a strange case covered in dust, so I grabbed it, blew the dust off and went to the living room with it. I sat on the couch and opened the box. Inside of it was, as far as I can remember, some gloves with a note on them that said "PUT US ON", a handgun and a VHS Cassette that just read "SpongeBob Lost Episode" on the title. Reluctantly, I put the gloves on and set the handgun down on the counter, grabbing the VHS Cassette and setting it next to me on the couch. "SpongeBob Lost Episode..?" I thought to myself. "Is this..real?" I decided to find out for myself, so I put the VHS into the VHS player, and turned the television on. It started..fairly normal, except for the music was reversed. It was kind of unsettling, so I tried pausing it. It didn't work. "Weird.." I thought to myself. A few minutes later, the scene changed from SpongeBob cooking burgers at the Krusty Krab to SpongeBob and Squidward in SpongeBob's house. The screen went black, then it turned back on and instead of SpongeBob and Squidward talking, it was displaying a graphic scene of Squidward stabbing SpongeBob to death with his Clarinet and then brutally mangling SpongeBob's corpse. I was traumatized and tried to turn the TV off, but that only made it louder. I decided to just sit there and watch, forgetting about the handgun. Squidward then moved to the Krusty Krab and ripped out Mr. Krebs's eyes, killing him. He went on a killing spree and I just became more and more terrified. I finally remembered the handgun and grabbed it, and then I felt safer. Well, that feeling of safety wouldn't last too long. I saw the screen displaying an outside view of my house and Squidward outside of MY HOUSE, breaking MY DOOR down to get in. For some reason, I decided to shoot the TV, the bullet landing directly where Squidward was, and all of a sudden my door fell off, and then Squidward's corpse fell into my house with a bullet hole in his head. The second I tried to tell my mom about it, everything was gone and back to normal. I still have the gun and gloves, and I guess they have a unique ability to go into the
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