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Let's add lightsabers to every meeting! How about replacing the conference table with a Death Star? I suggest we start using the Force to increase productivity. Let's have stormtroopers guard our office for security. Let's rename the company 'Galactic Empire Inc.'; Instead of coffee breaks, let's have Tatooine pod-racing tournaments. Let's create a department solely for droid maintenance. I propose replacing the office chairs with X-wing pilot seats. Instead of business casual, let's all wear Jedi robes! Let's make 'May the force be with you' our official company motto!