Inspired by supercat1230234

Are you a tree ? Cause I wanna taste your fruits so bad .

60%

Rate this: Are you meat? Cuz I wanna grind you. ;)

Gotta rate this 50%

And I rate you 100%

I’m not a simp, but you are totally worth it

Balls

10% for being weird like me lol

woohoo

DOCTEUR FREEMAN REVIEIE VOUS DOCTEUR FREEMAN

oooh, half life reference in the big '26

This is from three years ago lil bro

Are you a toaster? Cause I want to take a bath with you.

not my 0post but WHAT THE F**KKKKKKK ?

Are you an egg? Because I wanna crack you.

60%

are you medusa cuz every time i look at you I turn stone hard.

80%

Are you a sock?
Because I wanna cum in you 😏

You know what? Since my friend recommended it. I’ll change it to 40% :)

Are you a banana? I want to collect your antimatter!

personal rate : 40%

I'm just being honest

are you a bus, because i want to put kids in you. :) (my friend told me this one)

40%

I got a terrible one but here it is lets go to my room and do math first add a bed subtract our cloths divide your legs a multiply

80% omfg

Are you a bus? Because i want to ride you

90%

Are you gay. Cuz yo mama so fat [I have no riz

😮

are u a therapist? because I wanna open my feelings to you

20% :)

If I was a map, you would be the compass

Are you a blanket cause you warm me up