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they have been here for like 2000 years | GWR: "The oldest person on record was 122 years old!"; The apostles who are staying until the 2nd coming:; oldest by 2000 years | image tagged in guinness world record | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
254 views 18 upvotes Made by Bardelby 1 year ago in Christian-clean-meme
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This is a joke, right?
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Nah it’s true
Also the three nephites
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So when James the brother of John was killed with the sword, did he really die?
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I’m going to guess no
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Could you please explain how someone can be killed without dying?
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remember in Joshua when they basically stomped around a city a few times, and it fell down? Remember when David killed Goliath?
Phillipians 4:13: “I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.”
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Ah I’m so dumb
Yes, James died. It was John that will not die
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Where does the Bible say that?
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This still going? Okayyyyy
In the KJV, this is what it says in John 21:20-23:

“20 Then Peter, turning about, seeth the disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned on his breast at supper, and said, Lord, which is he that betrayeth thee?

21 Peter seeing him saith to Jesus, Lord, and what shall this man do?

22 Jesus saith unto him, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee? follow thou me.

23 Then went this saying abroad among the brethren, that that disciple should not die: yet Jesus said not unto him, He shall not die; but, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee?”
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Verse 23 is important.
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Yes. Most all scripture is important. Save maybe Song of Solomon. I must say, I don’t see your point. Are you just contradicting people to be funny? It is a memesite I suppose. Do you just not believe that John the Beloved is still around? You are, of course, entitled to your opinion. But my gosh. Does it just give you such a good feeling to antagonize people? I could yell doctrine at you all day, but the chances it would change you or me are very low. This little meaningless comment war has gone on long enough (I mean a whole day?), so I’ll let you get on in peace.
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I don't believe that John is still around, because church history testifies that he has died, logic testifies that he has died, and because Holy Writ gives no indication to the contrary, the only sensible option is to believe that he did. I'm not trying to be funny, I'm being right. If I was wrong about something, I would want somebody to tell me, so when someone else is wrong, I generally tell them. If you don't like it, then ignore it.
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Alright. You haven’t convinced me, but I don’t want to have a grudge with you, nor you with me. So I reckon we oughta just agree to disagree here.
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if you die you die only Jesus came back from the dead and we will not rise again until He comes back
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Yes, that is correct. I got some names and certain verses mixed up. Sorry for my confusion!
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