Subject: Garten of Banban and Poppy Playtime turned me into a Mrbeast. So basically, I was browsing the internet a few days ago when I noticed something that caught my eye. It was a few select characters, "Jumbo Josh", "Huggy Wuggy", "BanBan", "Nabnab", and some other banban and poppy playtime characters. Now I'm not a children's horror enjoyer, but my eyes went wide the second I saw the characters. I knew how wrong what I was doing was, but I still did it. I went to my room, credit card in hand, locked the door, turned the lights off for scary effect, and started purchasing the games and merch faster than ever. When I finally purchased them all, the purchase was 3x bigger than my normal purchases: $900. That's when it hit me. Maybe I AM a impostor. I spent a few days questioning whether or not I was an Ohio, then I came to the realization. I hadn't bought a single official merch, I was just purchasing fan merch. So I looked up some official merch and my credit card teleported in front of me just seeing the price tag. I purchased merch for 30 hours straight. I completely lost control of myself the second I saw the merch of them and I just unconsciously kept purchasing. I was in crippling debt and couldn't buy anything for MONTHS afterwards, but it was all worth it. I'm still the biggest fan of every single one of these games and characters. It's like I need to spend at least $500 on these games a day to live. I still think it's not my fault they're so cool. Am I a Children's Game Enjoyer?
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