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This one felt kinda rushed lol, mainly because I really wanted to work on part 4

This one felt kinda rushed lol, mainly because I really wanted to work on part 4 | Part 3; The conquest | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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A meeting was hosted in planet 3B, galaxy 1, stickmania, Vladimir Stickmin managed to get 4 out of 15 of the states to join. The 5 states United into the Communist Union.

Assistant: So we were able to get 4 states to join our union, what shall we do with the remaining states
Vladimir Stickmin: Kill everybody. Kill every single civilian in their empires until they surrender.
Assistant: Uhh… doesn’t that seem a little cruel?
Vladimir Stickmin: DID. I. STUTTER?
Assistant: N-no sir! I’ll send troops to the border immediately!
Vladimir Stickmin: Good…

Some troops arrive on the border of a relatively big state, Empire of Man.

Emperor of Man: Uhh, what are these communist troops doing on my border?
Vladimir Stickmin: We’re here to expand our ideology.
Emperor of Man: Well my empire isn’t going down without a fight! Charge, my soldiers!!

Within a few days the border defenses collapses, and the troops advance into the Empire of Man. A few weeks later into the conflict…

Emperor of Man: Woah! I’ve been receiving reports of mass genocide in my country and planets being destroyed! What is causing this?
Stickmin: It’s us, if you surrender and join our union I will command my army to stop.
Emperor of Man: I would never surrender to an evil dictator like you! But… I don’t have a choice. For the lives of my citizens, I will agree to join.
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Stickmin: Who’s next?
Assistant: I’d say we should start off small, like with the Republic of Galaxy 7F. They have control of about 19 galaxies.
Stickmin: We can basically just plow through them to get to another big target. Sticany.

Joe (President of Galaxy 7F): Oh boy the communists are here to take over my country only 15 years after we got independence from the Stickman Empire. And I know what’s gonna happen next. You’re gonna kill all of my people until I surrender. I know I’m not gonna win, so just take my land.
Stickmin: That was easy, now time to invade Sticany.
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They continue on, slaughtering people in the independent states until there are only 10 capitalist states left.

Queen of Sticklandia: We can’t let this continue! They are just gonna continue to slaughter our citizens and invade us one by one! Alone, we are not strong, but if we unite, we just might have a chance at stopping this!

A meeting is held in planet 2G, Galaxy 1, sticklandia. All of the remaining empires agree to join as long as they each have equal representation in the empire.

Stickmin: “United Stickman Empire” eh? Why does that sound familiar, I feel like I learned about this in history class a long time ago…
Governor (Sticklandia): Correct, it’s a historic name. Now let’s see what you got, commie!
Stickmin: Ironic how the one that suggested to disband the union is the one who starts it again. Now let’s see which ideology is the best!
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Meanwhile, in the shapeverse, yet another meeting is being held, with the shapeverse alliance, the Inkverse Republic, Jay, General, Medic, and the Banisher being invited.

Dug (Diamond Emperor): Thank you all for coming to this meeting, we’re here to discuss something that’s happening in the stickverse
John: Wait, where’s the banisher? He isn’t here.
Dug: Maybe he’s just late, anyways, let’s move on. So I’m sure you’ve heard about the massive war that broke out among the stickman empires.
Monarchy (Inkverse Leader): Yes. Should we intervene in the war?
Circle Emperor: I don’t think that intervening just yet would be a good idea, I mean we don’t even have the banisher, and we don’t even know if Redi is alive!
Khala (Square Emperor): I agree with the Circle Emperor, as we’ve stated before in the meetings, we need to find Redi and the banisher before we do anything
Monarchy: But this is our last chance, the war we were anticipating has begun!
Khala: Ok, let’s send troops and also a search party, who’s with me?
Everyone else in the room: we shall send our troops to the stickverse.
Jay, General and Medic: We will join Khala in the search for Redi.
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part 2: https://imgflip.com/i/7vxc72
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This is very good
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Oh nice
I thought it wouldn’t turn out great because it was kinda rushed
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That's okay. Although I was going to say that the new leader in the Inkverse Republic could potentially be called Monarchy the second (i know stupid name)
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You don't need to change your story just to put in the new Inkversian leader name though
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alright
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