THE MORE INTRICATE PLAN; WAKE UP AND GRAB MY WALLET, PUT IT INTO MY POCKET; TAKE YOUR PHONE WITH YOU; TAKE YOUR PHONE WITH YOU; LEAVE THE PHONE, TAKE THE TABLET! FIND A PIECE OF CARDBOARD AND WRITE A FAKE TRAGIC STORY ON HOW YOU BECAME HOMELESS SO SOMEONE GIVES YOU MONEY; THEY GIVE YOU $1 AT THE VERY LEAST; THEY GIVE YOU $1 AT THE VERY LEAST; OVER TIME YOU BECOME RICH FROM IT!