hip hip hooray

LIBERAL SANDWICH:
Blue haired bread
pronouns
LGBTQ+ parade
indoctrination
semen
more pronouns
bisexual beef
transgender mayonaisse
christianophobia
nonbinary relish
genderfluid peanut butter
transsexual salt
neopronouns
Blue haired bread

CONSERVATIVE SANDWICH:
REAL bread
BBQ sauce
true American spirit
the power and eternal love of God
Bald eagle
more bbq sauce
entire rack of ribs
healthy vegetables
fries and ketchup
CHEESE
entire grizzly bear
MORE true american spirit
3 american flags
classic rock playlist
guns and bullets
REAL bread

the other sandwich has MAYONNAISE, SALT, BEEF, PEANUT BUTTER AND MUSTARD TOGETHER 🤮

FRR EWWW
and the mayonaisse is transgender so actually it identifies as tartar sauce

Classic rock playlist? Yes please!