I beg thine pardon HD

I was on my 5th day without masturbation and porn and I was somehow able to manage my urges but then I was left alone at home. I was literally so horny and there was this chair kept at home that had a hole in it and unfortunately that was a perfect fit😭😭😭. What should I do now, holyy shit what should I do now.

Does that mean I have lost my virginity to a chair???

Go get some milk before the chair gives birth